No Dickhead Policy
We, like many other institutions in the great land of OZ, have chosen to employ a No Dickhead Policy.
We all know one, we all may have been one at times, but on a day as carefully planned and curated as this there is no place for celebrating the Dickhead.
It sounds straight forward because it is. Have fun but please respect our lovely surroundings, your fellow punter, our hard working staff and act in a manner that your Mother would be proud of.
Should you encounter a Dickhead, please politely let them know that their behaviour is not what our event is all about, or seek out one of our MMVAF security crew who will have their Dickhead radar switched on.
We look forward to seeing you all in the Ampi - not long now!
Lots of Love,
The Captain xox